A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.


“If I shake your hand, and then jack off, it’s as if you gave me an indirect han…”

“If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.”

“There are going to be a lot of eyes on this year's annual Blindfold Convention.…”

“Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know?…”