A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.


“When Jed comes in and gives you that look where his forehead wrinkles up and hi…”

“I finish what I start, and I Finnish what I Swedish.”

“I didn’t have time to grow out a mustache, so I wore a squirrel to the party. W…”

“I gave blood today. It came gushing out of my nose. And anus.”