A blanket could be used to not only make promises, but fulfill them too. They're so soft and warm, how could they not be used in this manner?


“I put the lover in clover. Especially if there are four leaves.”

“A blanket could be used to keep me single. Not that I need any help from anybod…”

“A brick could be used as a basketball. And when you miss a shot, you can always…”

“If you don’t know what love feels like, you’re in luck, because I just finished…”