A blanket could be used to save your marriage. But to be honest, I’d recommend saving your marriage in a Tupperware container. That way it’ll stay fresher for longer.


“I paid her a little visit, and I used a coupon with the purchase.”

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“I want to do something spontaneous, like combust.”

“The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on a…”