A blanket could be used to settle disputes. Hold my penis while I demonstrate how it would work. 


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“Behind the door lies the question: Have you ever heard of a thing called knocki…”

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“Anyone want some of my foot long sub? It’s huge! It’s nearly half as long as my…”