A blanket could make a good hood on a car, because it’s flat and warm and I don’t currently have a hood. Or a car.


“A blanket could be used to travel to exotic places. Just close your eyes and se…”

“My wallet isn’t empty—it’s full of hope. Thanks, Obama!”

“A blanket could be used to wrap up all the love I have to offer you, so it’ll b…”

“If love came out of exhaust pipes, like a penis that penetrated deep into one, …”