A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body quick.


“Love is a trumpet, Donald Trump’s hair, and a turnip all turned up and facing w…”

“I look at a woman’s shoes, not to tell how sexy she is, but to determine how se…”

“-There’s a beautiful woman here for you who wants to have sex.
-Tell her I’m ma…”

“I keep my love in the trunk. And I drive slowly over speed bumps, so she doesn’…”