A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible.


“Because of the age difference, I assumed they were related, mother/daughter. Bu…”

“In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical.”

“If I could build my own neighbors, I’d have no need to build a fence. I would t…”

“The best way to sell a car is to first try to sell them an airplane, then a hor…”