A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed.


“I’d rather fall in molten lava than fall in love. But I suppose that’s just the…”

“A statue shaped like a mute. It will leave you speechless.”

“I picked up the knife to cut the melon, and then smashed it with my fist instea…”

“I had a Chinese girlfriend once who asked me how much she meant to me. I knew v…”