A blanket that has arms to hold you when you are sad, now that's what I call a comforter.

“A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then e…”

“There should be a language called Nail, so I could more naturally say, “My nail…”

“Somebody tell Uncle Sam the ultimate stimulus package is a bottle of Viagra.”

“I want to be strapped to a table, while a family of chickens argues over who ge…”