A blanket (twin, full, or queen-sized) could be placed squarely over the state of Rhode Island, and there’d still be enough blanket space left over to keep an obese man warm through a blizzard. 


“A burial should be more than a fire pit, arena seating, and a squirming politic…”

“If there’s a 50% chance of rain, I guess it means it’ll be half sunny. Relation…”

“Come to terms with who you were, embrace who you are, and become who you will b…”

“Mustaches are not only fashion statements, but they’re useful for tickling vagi…”