A book is a vacation for the mind. My books will take you inside my mind, so feel free to make yourself at home. Do as you please, but please don’t put your feet up on my hippocampus.

“I treat women like royalty. But not from a Bolshevik perspective.”

“I’m surprised there isn’t a jet airplane designed in the shape of a brick. Some…”

“A blanket could be used to aid a sinner’s nightly prayer. I’m not shaking becau…”

“The cycle of parental disapproval begins at dawn. That’s why I have to get up f…”