A brick and a blanket represent two lovers who can never be together. I simply forbid it!


“A blanket could be used to fly interdimensionally. My penis is a wormhole.
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“A brick could be flipped over and turned endlessly. But it still won’t start yo…”

“The smell of coffee was enough to wake up my neighbors. In a display of gratitu…”

“A brick could be held in one hand, and a stack of dollar bills in the other, to…”