A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored baby. 


“Sometimes writing is easy. Other times it’s as hard as trying to eat a whole wh…”

“Right now is the youngest I’ll ever be, so I suppose I’d better act immature wh…”

“It’s a cliché to say that men think with their penises. But it’s a fact. And pe…”

“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”