A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored baby. 


“Love isn’t the last thing on my mind. The last thing on my mind is my skull.”

“Sounds have smells. Your father smells, and he’s noisy.”

“I brought a fruit basket. Instead of wicker, it’s made of fruit. Specifically, …”

“The elephant in the room is my limp penis.”