A brick could be affixed to each end of an axle, for an example of transportation in a pre-wheel society. 


“A brick is blocking my urethra. But it’s not painful, because my penis is just …”

“There’s nobody worth talking about, so let’s not talk about it. Only let’s do i…”

“I want to make a splash in the world, and I want to make one with my dry wit. M…”

“I've always been one to share things. Particularly things like responsibility a…”