A brick could be broken—shattered—and then given as a gift, a jigsaw puzzle.


“My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at …”

“If I were a professor, I’d bring my cat to class. I’d be silent until it meowed…”

“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair p…”

“As an atheist hates Christmas, I hate the fourth of July.”