A brick could be cast in Samuel Jackson roles. It would be cheaper and more dramatic.


“Somebody once asked me where I come up with my stuff. I replied, "Who knows? Wh…”

“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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“Though my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brain…”

“Salmon swim against my stream of consciousness.”