A brick could be divided into four equal pieces and split among three friends. I’ll take the two largest pieces, or half, whichever makes me appear the most generous.

“Poor Chad. Not the country, but the guy. Oh, and the country’s poor too. I feel…”

“My dreams, they all look like the back of my eyelids.”

“Distributing unsolicited You’re Welcomes, it’s a thankless task. It’s almost as…”

“My forehead is starting to get wrinkled, but you’d hardly notice it because all…”