A brick could be licked, like a cat’s asshole. But obviously inversed, because your tongue is soft and the brick is rough.


“Over 90% of my do-nothing attitude can be attributed to one thing—nothing. So c…”

“I bought a big brown stuffed animal. You know, for dinner.”

“A large boiling pot of water is not a Jacuzzi. Still, I think you should jump i…”

“When I think about my clone, random songs pop into my head. Songs like, “Happy …”