A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.


“Artists have to have a good eye. And to be great, I'd recommend having two.”

“In a lot of ways I am like a duck. I love the water; I have large, web-like fee…”

“As a man, I have a strong constitution. But as a document, I’m no Constitution …”

“A brick could be affixed to the collar of my shirt, because I’ve already got th…”