A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.


“My grandpa passed a few days ago. But I’m not sad. He was only driving 20 miles…”

“A blanket could represent change, and a brick represents consistency. Do you em…”

“Dating is all about getting to know somebody, without wasting a lot of time or …”

“A blanket could be used as a parachute, for jumping out of dreams.
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