A brick could be thrown, like a football, only instead of a wide receiver, I’d recommend sending out a politician to catch your pass.


“Love will wreck your heart like a derailed train. So choo-choose your partner w…”

“It’s hard to type with gloves on. It’s also hard to type with just an erection.…”

“I’ll flick a penny to the dirt, and if I see one on the ground I won’t pick it …”

“My wallet isn’t empty—it’s full of hope. Thanks, Obama!”