A brick could be used as a bottle opener. Just don’t smash down too hard, or you’ll shatter the bottle.


“If I had chlorophyll instead of blood, I’d have ivy in my IV (not Roman numeral…”

“Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA’s moon landing was faked. Well of cours…”

“Mouths are longer than they are wide, to ensure words don’t come out sideways. …”

“I am Fried Quiero Loud Babcock (not bad cock), and I am here for the ranch dres…”