A brick could be used as a comb, if you’re bald and have no hair.


“I tried to knock my wife up, but she’d only let me ring the doorbell. And she m…”

“If my last name were Drinkfood, I’d pour you a hot cup of spaghetti. And if my …”

“I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s b…”

“I don’t want a home, but I do want to buy a lot that I like a lot.”