A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman.

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“If you ask me a multiple part question, and half my answers are yes and half ar…”

“My hair is turning the color of my answer. Maybe I should say yes to keep my ha…”

“I’d never own a Hooters, because while I may be the face of the franchise, peop…”