A brick could be used as a doorstop. But why bother? To promote an open-door policy, I had all the walls knocked down.

“50 bucks sounds fair to me. Especially since I’m not doing anything to earn it.”

“My uncle missed the sixties. Not because he was too young. He just simply slept…”

“Sorry I’m late. Traffic was nonexistent.”

“Even free things, things that cost no money, still cost time.”