A brick could be used as a fashion accessory. Or an accessory to murder. I believe the phrase is, "If looks could kill.

“I won’t ever walk out on my woman, not even if she gives me Gatorade and says I…”

“I went to a homosexual high school. I graduated top in my class. I couldn't ima…”

“A blanket could be used as a Portable Night Generator. Just stretch it over you…”

“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain w…”