A brick could be used as a flashlight. What, still dark? Check the batteries, because they may be dead. 


“I’m not a bicycle. Don’t try to ride me and leave me in the garage. I’m a tread…”

“I drink screwdrivers because they help me unwind.”

“A blanket can be wrapped around one’s head and used as a helmet. It’s particula…”

“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved win…”