A brick could be used as a floatation device. But only use it if the person drowning is a politician.


“Of all the flowers from a rose to a carnation, I’d die for reincarnation.”

“She made amazing artwork. While I focused on the absurd, trying to make the str…”

“A blanket could be used as a flag, for a sleepy nation.
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“I find honesty to be a rare thing—in politics.”