A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only it were lighter and shaped like a cloud.


“The quickest way to alter an altar is not with a hammer, or even religious deco…”

“A brick could be used as a basketball. And when you miss a shot, you can always…”

“I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name wo…”

“Without an apostrophe, she’ll is just a shell. And I am the turtle inside.”