A brick could be used as a flotation device, if you’re Michael Phelps and don’t need it.


“Be proud of your work week, not your weak work. Monday-Friday you can find me w…”

“To be the best, you have to be willing to do what nobody does. And today, if no…”

“Weeping willows always remind me of summer. And sadness. Please stop crying swe…”

“A blanket could be used as a cat. Wait, I have that backwards. A cat could be u…”