A brick could be used as a flying decision inducer. You could have said yes before I threw the brick, but I suppose you’ll be more agreeable when you wake up from your coma. 


“I was only 20% right, while she was 80% right. Still, I was right that she was …”

“I could tell we were going to get along from the way he wiped his ass—on my tie.”

“Ever since I was fired for sleeping on the job I’ve worn a shirt and tie to bed.”

“My business associate said, “OK, Jarod, let’s talk turkey.” And I said, “If you…”