A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you’ll look with a brick duct taped to your wrist!


“Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.”

“I taught my kid brother sign language and then cut off all his fingers. He hasn…”

“My closet’s so full of memories and fearful homosexuals that I have nowhere to …”

“In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical.”