A brick could be used as a PRA, or Person Replacement Apparatus. Just give the brick a name, start talking to it, and before you know it you've got a friend for life. Say, do you want to brick swap? 


“I put my heart in a paper cup, so she’d be more likely to drink it up.”

“I call masturbating “Gregging,” named not after a man named Greg, but a guy nam…”

“I’d collaborate with my clones, because I’m a team player who wants all the cre…”

“I wasn’t on vacation. I was in the bathroom for an extended length of pee.”