A brick could be used as a scapegoat. But don’t blame the brick. The brick didn’t kill my mother-in-law. It was merely the instrument I utilized in showing her how much I loved her.


“I’m bilingual, speaking English and body language. I prefer the latter, because…”

“I’m beside myself with excitement over my new clone standing next to me.”

“My book is a light read. Seriously, it probably weighs 3.33 ounces. That’s pret…”

“My bed is better than all the rest. That’s why I just stand there staring at it…”