A brick could be used as a thick bumper sticker. Then if you get in a crash, you can blame it on the housing market and the element of irrational exuberance created by Alan Greenspan. 


“Your mother, my mother, and mother of pearl walk into a bar, and the bartender …”

“My definition of dictionary can’t be found in the dictionary. Dictionary—A ling…”

“It’s been said that you make as much money as the average income of your five c…”

“I am the Sisters of Mercy. All three of them. Triplets.”