A brick could be used as a trophy, and when you get yours, believe me, you’ll have earned it.


“I would be an organ donor, but I’d much rather donate a piano.”

“Give me a bouncy ball. I’ve got some ideas I want to throw at you. Put on your …”

“I’ll jump off a bluff, or a cliff, so don’t call my bluff, or call me Cliff.”

“To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the so…”