A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for me.


“It’s not that the risk isn’t worth the reward, it’s that the reward isn’t worth…”

“I put my heart in a paper cup, so she’d be more likely to drink it up.”

“If a university’s colors were blue and pink, they could be the Fighting Sunsets.”

“The difference between me and a scientist is a little word called “Science.” I …”