A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that.


“I don’t have a blue-collar job. It’s more of a green collar, because of all the…”

“I’ll put some ice in your coffee, to cover up the fact that it was already cold…”

“I’m an only child, so logically I gave birth to my parents, because if it weren…”

“A brick could be used as a blanket, if you’re a roach or politician. Warmth can…”