A brick could be used as the ultimate bug crusher. But why you’d use a brick as a shoe, I have no idea.


“A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body qu…”

“A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pai…”

“An elephant walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “What can I get for you?”…”

“-You don’t want to come out and celebrate with me tonight? What’s more importan…”