A brick could be used for bric-a-brac. If you bring the brick, I’ll bring the brac.


“Thank God I don’t have a triangle-shaped asshole.”

“There’s truth in what you say, even though it’s all lies.”

“I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “…”

“I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the be…”