A brick could be used for pressing grapes into wine, and a magician could then cover up that wine with a blanket and turn wine into water.


“How not to get rejected: ask a fat chick out to dinner. Do you think obesity ev…”

“I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.”

“I like wearing a blindfold while watching movies, so that I can focus on the di…”

“Rain, it always reminds me of water. And you know how much I love things that r…”