A brick could be used like a simile, and I’d like it. But not as much as I’d like it if you used a blanket instead. But don’t use the blanket that’s on my bed, because I’m currently using it.


“My asshole smells like a bookstore. So, are you a big reader?”

“Governments are nothing more than elaborate Rube Goldberg apparatuses, operatin…”

“Work hard or don’t work hard, either way your hair will turn gray. I should let…”

“I talked to a mother of nine last night, and I thought, “Nine is nine years too…”