A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I can quench your thirst—and your hunger. 


“Be that as it may, it may be maybe”

“A brick could be used as a middle name. But who’d be dumb enough to do that, wh…”

“If I had a choice between walking along a sidewalk with no rails and a thousand…”

“My niece just turned one. I gave her a birthday card that read, "If you can rea…”