A brick could be used like March 5th marches in a marching band. And guess what, as the marching band director, I am the cement that holds everyone’s shoes in sync at the bottom of the Hudson River.


“My life was unbalanced. That is, until I found love and grew a second leg.”

“I called Phil up, but I didn’t call Phillip. He hung up on me, and I’m still hu…”

“Sometimes looking like you know is better than actually knowing. People respect…”

“When I say something, I mean what I say, despite what a dictionary says I mean.…”