A brick could be used measure the volume of love in any given bathtub. But for the test to be accurate, I’m going to need you to disrobe and step down here. Don’t worry, I’m already naked and in the water—and it’s warm. 


“I am submitting two pieces to be excluded in your show. Thank you for your inco…”

“I collect collect calls from the 80s. I prefer them in mint condition, meaning …”

“A whisper is like the shadow of a shout. My shout’s a little too green if I let…”

“I dance like I have a chip on my shoulder. I dance salsa.”