A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pain and carry it through to coma. 


“I’ve had 24 girlfriends in my life, and all of them occurred in the same two-da…”

“Let’s all roll up our sleeves and get back to work. Or let’s create jobs where …”

“I have so much love that it could stretch around the world’s largest dick. But …”

“A blanket could be used to help me with the love and affection of Taylor Swift.…”