A brick could be used to build a color theory that red objects encapsulate rage. Don’t believe me? Think of all the red objects that inspire hate: stop lights, Nazi swastikas, and tomato juice.


“If you’re in the eye of a hurricane, you may be lulled into believing it’s a pe…”

“You make me sick. I think I’ll have to call out of work on your account. Or hav…”

“My cock is camouflaged. Check your bush.”

“Taxes and Texas—they have the same letters, but only one can go to hell.”