A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but the Masons can.


“Don’t put the hat in hate and then wear it around with pride. Wear your love li…”

“Walk Like A Pine Tree Day occurs on Stand Still Day. Orafoura and I observe bot…”

“I just bought an extra large mustache, to wear as a toupee.”

“Bring on hyperinflation! I want to be a millionaire with minimal work.”