A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't spill out.


“I think a funny picture would have a caption that read, “Believe in yourself,” …”

“I am a rebel! But I don’t want people to agree with my views, because if everyo…”

“I make love like I sing—in a choir, alone in the bathtub.”

“Don’t steal because it’s immoral, not because you’re afraid you’ll get caught.”