A brick could be used to monitor earthquakes. If the brick crumbles apart, you can bet an earthquake occurred.


“Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’…”

“What can I say about love that’s never been said by me or anyone else? Well, so…”

“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”

“Someone, probably Orafoura, once asked me what’s my favorite part of love, and …”